Because some women don't care about shoes, shopping, wine, cooking, cupcake fads, home decorating, the color pink or going with the flow. Not that those women aren't wonderful, I just refuse to pretend to be one.
To almost break into song at work with your iPod headphones on forgetting others would be able to hear you because you're not working from home that day, then play it off like a cough. Makes me chuckle thinking about it even now.
To not put up a Christmas tree this year or lights on the house just because you don't wanna. We are borrowing a tiny 2 foot tree from my husband's grandma though so it's a little festive, but the cat's can't climb it and knock off it's ornaments. Because it doesn't have any.
To eat 3 cups of cereal in the morning instead of the recommended 1 cup serving. What? I'm starving!
To think about getting rid of Facebook. I talk about this all the time, but I'm addicted. But I hate it. Yet I love it. I always feel good about my life until I log on and see how many other cooler things people do. Then I feel like a loser. It's a vicious cycle and a preventable one, but I can't hit the delete button!
To know almost everything you're getting for Christmas because you picked it out and it's sitting in your guest room teasing you each day because you can't have it yet. Cruel. Maybe my husband will wrap it so I forget what I got.
To have nothing in your fridge except the staples: Brita water, butter, ketchup, mustard, italian dressing, soy sauce and jelly. Not because we're poor, but because we really only buy enough meals for 1 week at a time and we skipped the store this week because we're lazy. We will never be those people who pack their fridge so full that you can't fit another single jar in and half the things have gone bad, but you didn't know because they got pushed to the back. Gives me chills!