Because some women don't care about shoes, shopping, wine, cooking, cupcake fads, home decorating, the color pink or going with the flow. Not that those women aren't wonderful, I just refuse to pretend to be one.
To not like Cracker Barrel... or ihop, or really any other breakfast place.
To never have been to a drive-in movie theatre.
To pick at blisters on your feet until they're raw. Don't judge me.
To think couponing isn't worth the effort. At all.
To giggle every time ping pong table tennis is mentioned as an Olympic sport game.
To eat dinner at 4:30... and again around 7.
To go visit family just to eat at the delicious place you can only get back home.
When you remember that you have leftovers from said restaurant the next day. Yes!
To let your 19 month old niece play with the cat toys. What? They fit perfectly in her hand.
To be angry about the possibility that Amazon.com may start charging taxes.
To cry when athletes take the stand to receive their Olympic medals. Totally overwhelming.
To have our 7 year old neighbor say "my mom wants to know why you guys are never outside. You only take out the trash and check the mail". Well don't make us sound like the creepers on the block who hide in our house, geez! In reality, we're outside a LOT, just not at home. Mostly at a park, bike path, festival etc. Although our pale skin would make you think otherwise. Touché, kid.