Because some women don't care about shoes, shopping, wine, cooking, cupcake fads, home decorating, the color pink or going with the flow. Not that those women aren't wonderful, I just refuse to pretend to be one.
To have already spent a bit of cash on clothes for the year.
To be thinking about a vacation in August.
To already make a mental packing list for our cruise... which is still months away. What, I didn't write it down and everyone knows if you don't write it down then it's totally normal. Ok, write it in pencil, if you must.
To have cat hair all over my dark blue shirt & not plan to do a damn thing about it.
To have said cat sleeping on my desk, in the way of typing.
To stalk items on ebay, then feel bad when you win with 15 seconds left and no chance for the other person to place a bid in time. What if the other person really wanted it? That makes me feel bad... but not bad enough to stop, sucka.
To have played Angry Birds for the first time a couple days ago. It's not that great.
To subscribe to a hilarious parenting blog even though I don't have kids. Seriously, her entries will make your abs hurt from laughing so hard.
To have skipped day 51 of P90X. I swear I'll get back to it tonight.
To HATE yoga with a passion. P90X makes you do it for 90 minutes! It's cruel & stupid. That's all I have to say about that, Tony Horton!
To eat ramen noodles for dinner on nights when you're too lazy to cook real food and too cheap to go out. Or, I don't know, maybe you actually like them like I do. Put a little piece of chicken on top and call it fancy.